Here is a conversation that occurred on Friday between Sassy and Bubba:
Sassy: "Bubba, why don't you like girls?"
Bubba: "Because they like romance."
Sassy: "Why don't you like romance?"
Bubba: "What...kissing? Love? Yuck!"
Sassy: "And you don't like kissing?"
Bubba: "No! It makes me think of girls!"
Hmmm...I'm getting the feeling that he has something against girls. I wonder if he knows that I pray God will find him a wife...